The Vicious Bitch
"Vicious" for short. Notice the eyes don't quite focus on the same spot? The sure indication of a PSYCHO CAT! She is the grand dame of the household, racking up over 13 years experience in terror and destruction.
We have seen her send two full grown Danes squealing into the night when their "kitty snack" turned on them and, with the butterfly grace of Ali, smacked each of them on the snout with perfectly targeted claws.
We have watched her literally climb a 6 foot man like a telephone pole to get at one of those little poodle things being held at arm's length over his head to protect the beast from the bitch.
This cat runs from NOTHING! She even on occasion attacks the vacuum cleaner. We'd get rid of her but we're afraid of her.
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