Tiny Beast
How do we put this delicately? Tiny Beast is, well, BLONDE! Oh, she's pretty, gentle and affectionate, perhaps too affectionate, but still quite adorable. She is also as dumb as a post! She is almost five years old and getting dumber by the day. By the time she reaches middle age she will be as dumb as dirt. Unlike the Big Dog, Tiny Beast has a voice that sounds like a wounded lion, which she employs when she doesn't receive the attention to which she believes she is entitled to because of her beauty.
Every house with multiple cats has at least one prima donna, in our home it is the Tiny Beast.
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